{"product_id":"you-need-coffee-bro-natural-t","title":"You Need Coffee Bro - Natural T","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"285\" data-start=\"12\"\u003eFor the one who needs coffee before their brain fully loads—the slow starter, the first-sip philosopher, the barely-human-before-caffeine type. This oversized, boxy tee turns confusion into comedy with a bold, playful twist: \u003cstrong\u003e“iF yOu CaN’t ReAd ThIs ...YOU NEED COFFEE BRO.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"636\" data-start=\"287\"\u003eIt’s equal parts humor and honesty—a wearable inside joke for mornings that refuse to cooperate. The distorted lettering catches attention while quietly telling the truth: clarity comes after coffee. With its relaxed drape and dropped shoulders, it’s built for caffeine runs, lazy wake-ups, and anyone who believes reading should come after brewing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,0,0\"\u003eAirlume Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% cotton (Solid); 90% cotton\/10% poly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e6.0 oz\/yd² Fabric:\u003c\/b\u003e Structured 6.0 oz\/yd² fabric for a soft yet durable feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFit:\u003c\/b\u003e Dropped shoulders with a roomy, boxy silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eConstruction:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching and airlume combed ring-spun cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,5,0\"\u003eTagless Comfort:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed neck label for a completely smooth, irritation-free fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eWash:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold (max 30°C\/ 90°F).\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurface:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out to protect graphics and fabric surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eBleach:\u003c\/b\u003e Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eIron:\u003c\/b\u003e Use low heat for ironing or steaming\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003eNote:\u003c\/b\u003e Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ XS","offer_id":61674528440650,"sku":"11406211741292934419","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ S","offer_id":61674528473418,"sku":"13497444629501624018","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ M","offer_id":61674528506186,"sku":"30536109084598100907","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ L","offer_id":61674528538954,"sku":"90075314107485543277","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ XL","offer_id":61674528571722,"sku":"23773375600537399059","price":57.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 2XL","offer_id":61674528604490,"sku":"12223992446646369314","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Natural \/ 3XL","offer_id":61674528637258,"sku":"20852092678895480003","price":59.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/9747\/7194\/files\/17894831179167476188_2048.jpg?v=1776798325","url":"https:\/\/silentcodeclothing.com\/products\/you-need-coffee-bro-natural-t","provider":"Silent-Code","version":"1.0","type":"link"}